People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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