whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Randomize
