we have officially lost it.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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