He asked me if I "almost moaned"
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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