South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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