come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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