she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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