Sacagawea was the original milf.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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