I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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