I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
worst night to have a conscience
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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