i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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