I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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