She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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