I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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