we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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