it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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