Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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