Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Everything about him screamed your future.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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