You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
We have so much sex to catch up on
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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