That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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