I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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