? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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