But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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