Your tits are I can't wait for
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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