This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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