called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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