I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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