shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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