You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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