she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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