what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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