The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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