physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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