he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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