I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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