Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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