this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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