Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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