just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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