This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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