white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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