I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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