After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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