The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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