Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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