Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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