I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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