I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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