Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Randomize
