I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I wish you could order shots online.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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