The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I'm bleeding and have questions
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
