We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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