a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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